douche bag

somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

my friend Peter Shaffer.

by Justin Hartless December 11, 2003

douchebag

A person almost completely lacking in social awareness, yet thinks they are actually some sort of casanova. Usually has an extremely inflated sense of self worth, which is puzzling to others because in reality they are seen as quite irritating or pathetic. A more extreme version of a "douche" in the sense that they are more in your face about displaying their douchiness.

Wow he thinks those girls are really into him and keeps forcing awkward conversation with them when its obvious to everybody else that they think he's repulsive. He's a total douchebag

by The Gold is Here August 5, 2007

Hookah Douche

When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.

Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"

Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."

Later...

Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."

Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."

by smk89 April 15, 2009

douchearrhea

A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.

Man look at that guy, you can totally tell he has douchearrhea.

by pba24899 July 13, 2009

Douche

Kanye West

Kanye West is the world biggest douche

by Words of Wisedom October 17, 2015

douche nozzle

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.

That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.

by booo-yah December 16, 2004

douche box

an area containing 3 or more douche bags thus making it a douche box

so we went to that kegger last night and i swear there was a douche box in every corner of the room

by iamthedylanator June 15, 2011