docking

The act in which increasingly large circular items are placed inside the "pisshole" of a human penis in order to stretch the hole to awe inspiring sizes. One should continue the action of "docking" until you can place a relay batton inside your penis. Once you have reached this size you should be able to perform frontal male homosexual intercourse.

"Andy Tappin was so happy, he reached the stage where docking a relay batton no longer made his banjo string snap"

by ryanhutch September 29, 2006

Astro Docking

The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.

Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.

by The Red King April 23, 2008

Double dicking

Double penetration

Dad: what your favourite swear word?
13 year old kid: double dicking
Dad: that is what we call a lucky gal

by Aria Dickson December 15, 2017

dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.

You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!

by Jack January 16, 2004

Double Dicking

A man cheatin on his woman with another person. Or a woman cheatin with two men.

My man is Double Dicking with me and another bitch.

by Yodiggity July 20, 2009

space docking

When one man inserts his penis into the penis of another man and slides the skin up over to cover both penises.

I walked in on my dad and uncle space docking!

by stop asking for a username January 11, 2009

dirty docking

When two men proceed to to dock after anal sex.

Hey Brice, how about we try some dirty docking afterwards....

by Cryspie November 1, 2020