Curtains

Balls

My Curtains are wet!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

Curtain Swinger

Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.

They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.

Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.

Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.

watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.

by Docker Picker Dyl August 19, 2020

word curtain

That hair on your upper lip.

Man check out Dio’s word curtain. How long has been growing it out?

by Jmaktheknife June 7, 2024

Theo has curtains

Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say

YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does

Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies

by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024

flirt curtains

When a friend uses other friends as a buffer to flirt with a girl under the disguise of a group text, group email or social situation. Kind of like how a gay man can use a woman as cover.

"Hey, are you on that group text message that Ben sent out?"

"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"

by GlenBurg September 29, 2015

curtain closing

getting arrested and then dating that officer

Lil Wayne's titular track "Mrs. Officer" embodies the concept of curtain closing as he recounts being pulled over by a female police officer and then having sex with her in the back of her cruiser.

by delilahjones June 20, 2025

Mr Curtain

The Stewards school pedophile. I pray for you if you have him for a lesson.

"I heard Mr Curtain is covering for Miss Khan this lesson.

by ImHighAF March 16, 2022