When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.
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last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed
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A condition that strikes in moments of vulnerability, often accompanied by cold sweats, regret, and intense calculation of remaining square footage.
A condition that strikes in moments of vulnerability, often accompanied by cold sweats, regret, and intense calculation of remaining square footage.
“Bro, I was at my friend’s place, mid-squat, and realized there was just one sad sheet left… total crisisrollaphobia hit me.”
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