Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.

Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?

by Truxtin May 2, 2024

crissy wake up

Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.

Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"

by Vickyelle May 12, 2024

criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same

last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed

by gooperman May 26, 2024

CrissCross

The superior filing system in which nothing ever gets lost but the school will go into lockdown if you save your work to the wrong area.

"I lost the assembly", "Have you checked CrissCross?"

by crisscrossyear3maths January 25, 2026

crisising

To plan or conspire to create a crisis/chaos to some end.

Tonight at the prom lets do some crisising and make them lose their shit.

by lone_wolf32 May 6, 2025

Crisisrollaphobia

The irrational, yet deeply relatable fear that the remaining toilet paper won’t be enough to finish the job — especially when it’s too late to turn back.
A condition that strikes in moments of vulnerability, often accompanied by cold sweats, regret, and intense calculation of remaining square footage.

“Bro, I was at my friend’s place, mid-squat, and realized there was just one sad sheet left… total crisisrollaphobia hit me.”

by Irakli Dolidze July 16, 2025

Criss

The act of suckling on the tit of your beloved.

He was crissing me last night

by dustmug July 30, 2025