Crap Slap

When you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a shit, and slap their bare ass and thighs until they are red. All the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and shits dangling between their legs.

Ow! My ass still stings from when my brother Crap Slapped me. Next time I shit, I'll lock the door

by Palamander December 14, 2010

crap shet

Crap shet is a word me and my brother(hovsep and yervand) discovered. it means alot of things and can be used during shitty times

I want you to suck my crap shet.
Ey baby lets make Crap Shet.
I hit the mother facker and said Crap Shet!
A crap shet guy wanted to start shet!

by MrCrapShet January 17, 2004

crap cavern

Something Joe gets A LOT!

Joe got a crap cavern after he dropped the soap.

by §arah April 1, 2003

rap is crap

FUCK u Faggets ya fuckin hates bitches

FUK U FUCKIN white ni99as

by D@KIdd April 11, 2005

Slap-Crap

Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.

After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.

by Kikkoman123 April 7, 2011

Saran Crap

(noun)

a term reserved for when your plastic wrap gets all stuck to itself, resulting in a half-baked wrap job.

Jason: *pulls leftovers from fridge* "Dude! what's with the saran crap on the noodles?"

by pi@noguy December 8, 2010

T-Crap

Disparaging name given to T-grain B&W film such as T-max and Delta.

Some people prefer the traditional look of Tri-X to the new T-crap.

by Fabricator4 November 17, 2006