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Coon Candy

A girl (typically white) that loves African American guys; usually has the THHHIIICCCCCCCC body type
Dang, that girl is hot but I think she is coon candy
by ceeewwnncanddiieeeebeeetchhhh November 29, 2019
mugGet the Coon Candymug.

joely coon

Joely Coon is the biggest knob ever to walk the face of the earth. He is awfully cocky and for some unknown reason, believes he is a chick magnet. In his spare time, you can find him sending cringe worthy streaks, such as 'Heyy yoooooo'. But he's a pretty decent guy to scab food from, cause he always seems to be carrying it. But when your in a time of crisis, Joely is always there for you. That's why he's a great friend
''Your acting like a Joely Coon'
'Surely I'm not that bad'
mugGet the joely coonmug.

Coon squad

Only costing 5 elixir, the coon squad consists of a bunch of blackies with emotional problems. You have the hood niggas, actual gangster niggas, egotistical niggas, quiet niggas, fat niggas, sensitive niggas, racist niggas, gay niggas, weeb niggas and many,many more. This is a non-exhaustive list of nigga characteristics.

The coon squad hunts in groups, always on the hunt for bitches which they will rarely aqcuire. Often seen being a public nuisance, playing loud music, dressing like Kanye West's gay alter ego, playing basketball in questionable locations as well as any amount of such "coonish behaviour". These niggas are all goofy as fuck, each in their own way. The coon squad consists solely of chaotic ass niggas fr.
Person 1: "Ah man this party is lit what the fuck am I even drinking tho"
Person 2: "I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief the coon squad just arrived"
*loud noises of varying cohereny as well as general bullshitting ensue*
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Person 1 (walking past the basketball court) : "Nah these niggas wearing 2012 Nike's tf"
Person 2 : "Damn looks like the whole coon squad done pulled up"
by Newtinasuit February 22, 2023
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Coon Scootin'

Man I went coon scootin' in my Duramax last night with Shantiqua.
by Zach Simbug May 27, 2018
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Coon kakkin

salvaging from large commercial, residential, industrial and construction containers for unused items discarded by their owners but deemed useful to the picker.
I'm ready to go coon kakkin and find some good stuff.
by Amyfl19 October 13, 2021
mugGet the Coon kakkinmug.

Garbage Bin Coon

A slang term for a crazy homeless black person
Look at that rabid ass garbage bin coon he’s going full mental
by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018
mugGet the Garbage Bin Coonmug.

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