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Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022
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Connecticut thumb drive

When you insert your thumb into a Connecticut girls ass while hittin it from behind. Giving you leverage for more thrust.
Jake was saying how he gave Nicole the good ole Connecticut thumb drive last night.
by Phat56Pat January 27, 2023
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Connecticut

Connecticut is an area in the Northeast region of the United States. It is south of Massachusetts, east of Rhode Island, and west of New York. It is about half the size of Massachusetts.

Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.

As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Miles: Why Springfield? Just go down to Connecticut, it's so much faster.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
by maja08 February 5, 2023
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confictional

When you talk with conviction but what you're saying is completely made up, unreasonable, of warped logic or completely untrue... then you are talking with confiction. You may well be very convincing or compelling, but it's all nonsense and you're talking out of your arse. A synonym: bullshit. But if you want a word to use in more polite conversation, use: 'confiction'.
Them: 'There's a whole island out there where they do experiments on aliens and make clones.'
The rest of everyone: 'You talk with such confiction you'd swear the sun can talk - stop making up such confictional nonsense!'
by Writer Woman March 5, 2023
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Conductionsulator

When matter is both a conductor and a insulator
1. Conductionsulators are really interesting matter
2. Nerd
by Djungelskog87 March 25, 2023
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conniptionshit

A fit of rage so intense you end up shitting yourself in public. Common with people who suffer from anger issues.
He was so angry he was having a conniptionshit.
by KilvarBrimstone August 13, 2023
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collectionism

the idea or hobby of collecting or having a collection of
all the bitches be fantasizing about his collectionism of ants.
by Big daddy ady June 20, 2023
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