Cone Nips

Cone nips are two enlarged pencil tops on your chest.
They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.

Person #1: Daaaaaaaamn! That guy got some floppy Cone Nips!
Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?

by |JP| July 15, 2016

Falzone cone

A retard's coned penis.

Oh my god that's a tiny falzone cone!

by Tylarrd July 24, 2016

Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

Cherry Snow cone

Woman uses her period blood to flavor snow cone.Then is eaten by a person.

My girlfriend made me a cherry snow cone last night and I loved it.

by 9RuthyRauffy2 August 15, 2023

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.

Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.

by Kaigon February 8, 2020

cone

when you have obviously done something but lie about it

no i didn’t steal that cone (whilst wearing cone as a hat)

by cuminmysock December 21, 2022

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024