cone muncher

A sick cunt that destroys monster cones.

Old mate has just ripped the fattest cone in existence and it did nothing. What a cone muncher

by Cone muncher March 31, 2024

Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Idaho Snow Cone

When you take a shit in the snow. Let it freeze (preferably over night). Grab the delicious delight and smash it in someone face.

Frank was talking mad shit. So I gave him the Idaho Snow Cone

by Boss Tits December 16, 2021

cum cone

when you smoke a cone then have a wank and cum in the cone piece and leave it in there for the next cone.

im gonna have a cum cone tonight

by Pusspinch October 3, 2022

Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

superman sprinkle cone deluxe

What you order when you want to try something new at the local ice cream shop.

I'll have a Superman Sprinkle Cone Deluxe please.

by anonymous July 16, 2024