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24/7 on computer

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
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Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.
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Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep
Your computer teacher is under bed
by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022
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Computer

A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.
Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!
by P0tat0ZZ May 24, 2018
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Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.
Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."
by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008
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Computer

An animal that frustrates you all the time even though you are trying to be kind with it.
"Oui!" "This computer!" "I am trying to be kind with it, but it always keeps on biting me for no apparent reason!" "Ouch!"
by artyomkin November 7, 2019
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