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Palms O'Clock

At Cornell University in Ithaca, NY, the time (usually around 12:15AM) that everyone in Collegetown goes to the Palms bar. This is generally a mass migration up Dryden Ave. to the Palms for cheap Busch Light, drunken dancing, seeing random friends, and finding someone to hook up with.
Dude! It's midnight almost Palms O'clock, finish your drink because we need to go now!
by c0rn3ll May 30, 2011
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SMD O'clock

The time of day, month, or year when a bro needs a blow job
Derived from the latin abbreviation S.M.D= Suck Me Dickitus which translates into Suck my dick in modern day english.
Male: Yo honey, let me take those pants off
Female: Not now, Carlos, it's my time of the month
Male: Time of the month? Girl its SMD O'clock!
by llamajockey September 18, 2011
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7 o'clock shadow

The stubble you get in your ass crack when you miss a shave
My 7 o'clock shadow is starting to itch!
by TheSexMaster 2000 December 13, 2013
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dick alarm clock

You know the dick alarm clock has gone off when your sexy ass boyfriend wakes you up from a dead sleep with an erect and rather large penis.
My boyfriend woke me up this morning with the dick alarm clock. I love morning sex. It's gonna be a GOOD day!!
by Peanut76 January 5, 2014
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deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015
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6 O'Clock Charlie

A boner when you wake up, caused by pressure from a full bladder
When I woke up today, I had such a 6 O'Clock Charlie that I had to do a Superman
by jim nasium Jr. June 6, 2015
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Poo O'clock

Bob: I need to poo, it must be Poo O'clock
by sad_lil_b3an June 17, 2018
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