Christoph

A quiet and weird bloke. Will say extremely random shit, which might not even make sense. Overall pretty cool dude

P1: I like Christoph
P2: Ikr, he's so cool. A bit weird though

by itsix November 26, 2021

Christopher Kim

Better than you

Christopher Kim is better than Khandi /j

by OriginAnomaly November 21, 2021

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Dirty Christopher

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

Do the Christoph

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex

Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?

by Branko69 October 6, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is loyal to his friends and faithful to his gf. Hes a lot of fun and exciting to be around. Hes honest loving and spritual. A great kisser. He can hang with the guys but not be like all guys. He will knows how to comfort you when you cry. Will listen to you babble non-stop. Will go through hell and back with his girl. At times you think he don't love you but he does. He loves to have a good time but knows right from wrong. Chris' are normally always warm and make great cuddlers. to his strong arms that make you feel safe, to grabbing your knee. He'll appreciate all the little things you do to try to make his day. He'll talk you to sleep even when he knows he's not supposed to be on the phone. A Christopher is just an amazing person. He is kind, nice, sweet, and so much more than can be our into words. If you are able to date a Christopher, you are one lucky gal and should never let him go. A Christopher is always happy, even if he's not on the inside. He won't bother anyone with his feelings because he cares so much for His Girlfriend so much. He has a great smile, and is an amazing kisser. A Christopher can talk to you for hours and hours and never get sick of talking to you. Chris, for short, is such a caring, humble, and dorky in the best possible way. He will never fail to comfort you, make your day, give out compliments, and be the sweetest person you've ever met. Not only is he tall and kind, but he's a great person to look up to.

Get you a Christopher

by Britney Tayler November 20, 2023

Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.

Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.

by KSparx September 13, 2020