a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!
b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.
c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.
b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.
c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.
Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".
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1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.
You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.
You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
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