Chinese Chopstick

to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.

i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!

by Emil69master August 18, 2016

Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!

Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!

by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016

Chinese Boyband

BTS. Can be used as a offensive term to bts fans

Pussyeater666: “Go listen to that Chinese Boyband.”
sugas eyelash:“ok, firstly, it’s korean. secondly, fuck you.”

by kid slicc October 14, 2018

Chinese Louis

An Asian woman who displays a physicality similar to North American woman such as:
1) Larger breasts
2) Red or brown hair
3) Bigger lips
4) Blue or green eyes

Peter Griffin coined this term while viewing pornography at an internet cafe.
"Ah yeah....you're my Chinese Louis!"

Guy #1: Dude...over there...do you see her?

Guy #2: Oh yeah.....wow, she's a Chinese Louis if ever I saw one.

by Kyle Reed from the North December 9, 2008

chinese penis

smallest asian penis in world

White guy:i has average panis
Black guy:haha i got big panis
chinese guy:i have smarrest ponis waaaa cause i have chinese penis

by weedkillerxdddd May 19, 2018

Chinese Pizza

When a guy puts his dick into an Asian girl's pussy and after fucking her for a bit, pulling out and wiping the juices over one butt cheek of the girl. Then he puts his dick in her ass and fucks it until just before orgasm. Pulls out and wipes his shit stained dick on the other butt cheek, ejaculates on and between the cheeks, then kneads the butt cheeks together with his hands like kneading pizza dough.

Bro, I want to Chinese Pizza that girl so hard right now

by Arbbunny July 16, 2015

The Chinese Fingertrap

When a Chinese woman is so tight that when you try to insert your penis into her vagina it gets stuck. When you try to thrust or escape, you just get deeper and more stuck until you are stuck there for eternity.

Nick: Did you hear about what happened to Jakob last week?
Cullen: No what happened?
Nick: He was trying to fuck Carly and he got stuck in The Chinese Fingertrap. He just died from starvation last week.

by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018