Cheech and chong

One of the greatest stoner comedians that ever lived.in the mid 1970s these two stoner buddies teamed up to do stand up comedy and are most known for their heavy use of marijuana and their lead roles in "up in smoke" which was a comedy about two new found friends a misfit hippie on the road(Tommy Chong) and a broke cholo in a hopeless band(Cheech Marin) end up together and get into all of these pot-head shenanigans and nearly getting caught by the police and eventually winning a music competition and thus being inducted into the stoner hall of fame

Cheech:(trying to get a ride on the edge of a highway while dressed like a women)
chong:"damn,who's this fine chick"(pulls over to pick up what he thinks is a Busty young lady)
chong"how you doin baby,you need a ride"
cheech:(he climbs into the shitty lowrider)
chong:"hey your not a chick"
cheech"yeah,I know but that's the only way I can get a ride man" CHEECH AND CHONG

by Joe shmoe fuck off March 25, 2010

Nacho Cheese

Cheese that's not yours

stop! that's nacho cheese it's mine!

by The great divider August 15, 2008

cock cheese

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

cheese grater

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!

Man, last night I let some bogan bitch suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!

by davy_boy June 15, 2007

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

ham and cheese curtains

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

by Champloo October 28, 2006

Efron Cheese-Pie

When a male sticks his penis into a glory-hole, and the person on the other side inserts a toothpick into that mans urethra. They then get a cheese grater and grate the mans penis (length-wise) until they get back to the toothpick.

*Zack Efron inserts penis into glory-hole"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"

by Tsarinus Birch Nine December 31, 2011