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Carrot Cake

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake
by P4987-NBQ51 November 30, 2021
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nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 4, 2020
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nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 4, 2020
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snow carrot

Opposite of snow bunnies, black guys who only like and hang with white girls
Girl 1: Oh my god, I wanna go for Jordan
Girl 2: Don’t, he’s a snow carrot, only goes for white girls
by guucigang February 18, 2020
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carrot

Long vegetable. Orange. Very tasty in a soup.
1: Can i have carrot soup?
2:sure.
by nelly the tiger March 8, 2020
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Carrot cutter

Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.
Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter

Or

You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!
by Claudius trufflescale May 31, 2020
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carrots

Person: Hey you have nice carrots
Another person: What?
Person: Your fingers .-.
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