the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.
by Cali-cheya October 17, 2006
Get the sponge candymug. by trippyniggaror February 5, 2017
Get the eating candymug. adj.
1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.
1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.
-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."
by Hoaxy May 23, 2007
Get the candy jokemug. The painful bumps and rashes that arise on your tongue and the inside of your mouth when you eat too much sour or rough surfaced candy.
by Mysteryman64 October 23, 2009
Get the Candy Burnmug. by MisterJusty September 22, 2016
Get the Adult Candiesmug. A tasty tease who is so full of nonsense energy she sparks. Wouldn't mind finding this piece of candy in my bag of tricks.
by Bradley Assmass March 1, 2005
Get the Candy Sparksmug. A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.
A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.
A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.
"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"
"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"
"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"
by Anona1989 May 1, 2009
Get the Lap Candymug.