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Cabbage Patching 

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.
Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

Cabbage Eater 

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.
"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"
Cabbage Eater by Brothy Water March 31, 2023
UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.
That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.
Cabbage by based001 June 23, 2023

Cabbagehead 

A stupid fucking idiot.
My BFF Reece is a cabbagehead
Cabbagehead by scoff55 July 5, 2023
I was getting baked from smoking cabbage
Cabbage by TitmouseM February 16, 2024

Cabbage Pony 

That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.
Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.
Cabbage Pony by Meat missile February 22, 2024