Canada's History

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

oh man, what were you doing with her last night??
we were doing Canada's history

by sleepless in springtown February 4, 2010

Canada

The most BADASS country in the world.
DOMINATES THE USA
USA SUCKS....

Canada has 34 million people spred out thouout the second largest country in the world.

by Mr.Silver June 20, 2011

Canada

A magical forest, north of the United States of America. People generally believe that there are little to no laws, and that free healthcare and French people run rampant. They say "Eh?" a lot. It is also known as the "heaven" of a religious group known as the liberals. Liberals (of both Orthadox and Moderate leanings) agree that Canada is real and that Al Gore is their president. There are some minor variances in the idea of Canada for the many sects of liberal. Some groups believe that Canada has no FCC, other more extreme groups say that Canada doesn't even have pants. Skeptics are quick to point out that a country such as Canada could never exist because it's simply too "retarded".

Also rumored to have bestowed fortune cookies and JELL-O upon the world.

Canada also invented the great sport known as hockey, and provides approximately 96% of all NHL hockey players.

BLAME CANADA ON ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! Canada = Scapegoat

Canada is WAY better than the United States, M I RITE?

by Robert Lo June 28, 2005

Canada Day

My birthday

friend: Whens your birthday again?
me: It's July 1st. aka Canada Day
friend: Oh yeah..

by froman jenkins January 22, 2009

canadafinamerican

Part Canadian, Finnish, And American
(cuh-nay-duh-fin-uh-mare-i-can)

1: one of my parents are from finland!
2: No way!
1: yeah, and the other one is from Canada

and i was born in the U.S.
2: dude! doesnt that mean youre...?
1:Canadafinamerican!!!

by Mr. Good Bear December 14, 2010

Canada

The awesome result of that time when the US, Great Britain and France had a threesome. Despite generally being a pleasant and peace-making nation, it must have a suppressed rage waiting to get out as it is the birthplace of both hockey and Epic Meal Time.

O, Canada. How can one hate you with your Tim Horton- drinking and puck-smashing ways?

by kudostoroobun April 5, 2012

Team Canada

A phrase originating from the 2011 Team Canada Jr. crushing loss to Team Russia's come-from-behind 5-3 victory.

1) A phrase describing a colossal upset or unexpected loss

when success was imminent.

2) To get super owned.

3) To screw something up horribly resulting in a devastating loss.

Dude, i so thought you were gonna get that job, until you pulled a Team Canada in the interview.

by Kwasy Wabbit January 7, 2011