British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

british

tommyinnit

tommyinnit is the definition of British

by joemama2473294344 November 3, 2020

British

Let’s get some thing cleared up;
We don’t always drink tea and we don’t constantly meet the queen.

Not everyone is posh either ok got that ok goof
Right here’s an example:

Is he British?

by Hdhdislwlsjdbejjxhs March 9, 2023

British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023

Sneaky British

The act of driving on the left side of the road at night with all lights turned off in and outside the car.

Last night was a blast! We did a sneaky british on the way home.

by Jessica Sanchez September 22, 2022

British thugs

British thugs are commonly found in north Western Europe and love tea, crumpets, and broken disgusting teeth. One example of this is Hudson William dire Whoretown, who perfectly is described by this description.

There’s to many British thugs in this area!

by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 29, 2024

Southern British

Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."

No i think Emily has much more of a Southern British than a northern one.

by BenIsBigGay December 9, 2019