A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.
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"Man that was some good weed, let's go to the minute market for some monster dubs"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
"Oh damn, talk about forgetting your bottle"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
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Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
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that mom and dad say it's too delicious to drink so they hide it under the sink to have it all for them self
that mom and dad say it's too delicious to drink so they hide it under the sink to have it all for them self
Dad and mom in an argument
Dad: you can't spend 100 dollars on makeup
Mom: and you can't spend 200 dollars pc parts
Little timmy: mommy, dad, i drank the funni juice
from under he sink, can you get me more?
Mom: omg he drank from the sink cleaner bottle!
Dad: get him to the er now!
Little timmy: dies
Dad: you can't spend 100 dollars on makeup
Mom: and you can't spend 200 dollars pc parts
Little timmy: mommy, dad, i drank the funni juice
from under he sink, can you get me more?
Mom: omg he drank from the sink cleaner bottle!
Dad: get him to the er now!
Little timmy: dies
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