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Full-Bore

The maximum, 100% the best it can ever get, the biggest, the most etc.
"Go full-bore! Get 'er outta the mud!" Carl said to his buddy trying to drive through a huge mud puddle.
by XxxhttpsxxX November 28, 2019
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Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.
Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”
by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018
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Boring Bill

Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"
by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022
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Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
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BORED OF DIRECTORS

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.

A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END

Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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Nebraska Boring

Something even more tedious than just boring.
Bob isn't just a boring person, he is a Nebraska Boring person.
by IntergalactalEnergy January 22, 2023
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