as blind as a bat 

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.

"you're as blind as a bat"

as blind as a bat by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

robben blind 

It's a word that descibes a tight unity and bond usually within a team. A bond so unbreakable even robbing someone blind wouldnt break it.

Omg, those guys over there are so robben blind

robben blind by Tabbycat February 10, 2017

3 blind mice 

3 guys wearing blind folds running around naked trying to find the pussy.

We 3 blind mice will find "The Cheese"

3 blind mice by Da Weird Kid May 14, 2018

Menu blind 

When you can't choose your meal from a menu because there is too much to choose from

I've gone menu blind, I've read the menu five time and I still can't decide what I want to eat

Menu blind by Foody5000 January 19, 2019

A Sight For Blind Eyes 

Something that is so ridiculously ugly that makes you wish you were blind.

Megan: wow mix and match day was not a good idea for spirit week at least not for my eyes.

Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.

A Sight For Blind Eyes by Lolala11 September 20, 2009

Hangin' With Old Blind Bob 

A little known term for masturbation.

Dave: Hey, how's it going

Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.

Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?

Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.

Dave: Pathetic.

Hangin' With Old Blind Bob by Good_Night_Lover June 1, 2010

no i am blind

the response to "look at this" or, "hey, check this out"
a prime example of trolling. to be said in the voice used by superman's maid in family guy, which is commonly used during the phrase "we need more lemon pledge."

1:"dude, look at my score"
2:"NO I AM BLIND"

no i am blind by noiamblind March 31, 2012