rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 5, 2008

weener biscuit

a woman's private parts that have huge outer lips large enough to wrap around a man's penis without even inserting it into the vagina. (normally seen while wearing tight jeans, kinda like camel toe x2)

"Hey dude, your girl really likes showin' off her weener biscuit in those jeans"

by jaylew April 17, 2009

Soggy biscuit

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

by Captain Raymond Holt December 14, 2019

trouser biscuit

I female wearing short shorts where portions of her pubic hair occasionally become exposed.

While she was warming up, I could see her trouser biscuit.

by BazookaJoe May 28, 2008

Biscuit whipper

Young child or young person.

He's not very old, he's only a biscuit whipper.

by Jazzpancake March 5, 2017

Biscuit Kid

The kid at school who sat in front of you in class. Looks like they’ve slept in their school uniform, still got sleep in their eyes (eye bogies), hair sticking up like they haven’t brushed it in a while and also smells of biscuits, in particular McVities Digestives. Most popular times were the 1980’s.

K***n is a right Biscuit Kid.

by E2ThaDoubleD November 13, 2017

Dippy Biscuits

Biscuits perfectly designed for dipping into tea, coffee, hot chocolate or your preferred beverage. Favourites include Digestives, Rich Tea and to a lesser extent Jaffa Cakes (although debate still ensues over whether or not these are actually biscuits. If not then a new category shall be created called 'Dippy Cakes', into which they will fall).

Sam, could ya get some biscuits as you're out?
What kinda biscuits?
Ah any kind of Dippy Biscuits will do.

by steeeeeeve94 April 1, 2011