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Girl Bestfriend

A Girl Best Friend Is A Girl Who Will Always Love You💯 She Will Let You Sex On Her WhenEvere And However💯 But Y’all Would Be Lowery Asf😂
Her: Bestfriend I Love You
Me: I Wanna Have Sex 2
Her: I love being your Girl Bestfriend
by Girl Bestfriend February 10, 2020
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Byzantine Beater

The Byzantine Beater is ready -Ottoman poo poo head
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carpet beater

In Victorian times they would use this to beat the carpet to get the dust out.

(Basically a Victorian hoover)
I am going to beat the carpet with this carpet beater
by imwaycoolerthanyou1 July 17, 2022
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Whatever-You-Are Beater

Somebody who would beat up anything.

These people are known assholes, and nobody likes them.
Woman: Are you a woman beater?

Beater: No, but I'm about to beat whatever you are!

So, the person can be called a "Whatever-You-Are Beater."
by FreakyDonkey June 6, 2009
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Grenade Buzzer Beater

When you have a shit night and you wanted get laid and there was no one in your standards to take home, so as the the club is closing you grab a grenade and take her home..
Its like Kobe Byrant in the 4th quarter, you need some points fast, so as time is going down.. you hit a Grenade Buzzer Beater, grab whats left and toss her in the cab and head home.. Winning style

you with your boys about to go out and halla at them, that you hope that don't have to pull G.B.B... cause getting up in the morning, you wish you went home alone
by Tank0714home_run June 1, 2011
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National Fuck your Bestfriend Day

National fuck your bestfriend day is on 4th March.

You ask your bestfriend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Its just physical.
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your bestfriend day?"
"Sure"
by Swgaface March 2, 2021
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Turkey Baster

Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.
Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.

Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.

It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
by two lips April 20, 2010
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