Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Rat Belt

A type of rat, commonly seen wearing a belt. Not to be confused with a belt rat.

what you know about rat belt?

by RatBellyBeltBuckler March 14, 2025

proper belt buckle

Proper belt buckle is a reference to the link between 2 or more people. This shows their deep and even spiritual connection that transcends space and time.

friend 1: oi mate me and you are such a proper belt buckle
friend 2: thankyou bigmantjng you as well brev *kiss* *kiss*!

by anonymous July 4, 2024

Belting off

Belting off is the equivalent of when a man is jerking off, as in "Taking off their belt" in a way.

"I was belting off earlier" -John

"What the fuck." -Stranger on the street

by AngryOrganism July 25, 2024

Lay belt to ass

Used in conjunction with an action, often merking someone using a firearm on GTA:World.

Redacted says: If you show face here I will lay belt to ass.

by paz April 4, 2025

Belt

A really thick chain worn in the hip-hop community. Whether real or fake, it's thick and lies flat like a belt across the collar bone area. A belt may or may not be bust down with diamonds. It may or may not be gold, silver or platinum.

"Whoa, look at MJ! SHE'S GOT THE BELT!"
In other words: "whoa, look at MJ, she's got the biggest chain in the room"

by MJBVILLE April 7, 2025

Belt man

A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.

I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025