sacred bond between men with beards, braking one is unforgivable.
the act of a beard oath is done by men rubbing their beards and then proceeding to grasp each others hands.
the act of a beard oath is done by men rubbing their beards and then proceeding to grasp each others hands.
Man 1: so you'll get her number by Friday right?
Man 2: i suppose.
Man 1: beard oath it!
*the men beard oath*
Man 2: okay, ill have it by Friday.
Man 2: i suppose.
Man 1: beard oath it!
*the men beard oath*
Man 2: okay, ill have it by Friday.
by 3naboc September 29, 2009
Get the Beard Oath mug.A veritable mane of unruly pubic hair, often, nay, always accompanied by a massive overgrowth of ferocious facial hair. May be inhabited by various species of wildlife including: crabs, sabertooth crotch crickets, lice, fleas, small feral cats and the mythical crabacus. The downstairs beard, if left unchecked, will grow together with the upstairs beard creating one mammoth superbeard which will then slowly begin to digest it's host creature and become a sentient being.
Dude 1: "Dude! Why do you keep scratching your nuts? Knock it off!"
Dude 2: "Sorry, I've got something crawling around in my downstairs beard!"
Dude 2: "Sorry, I've got something crawling around in my downstairs beard!"
by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009
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An all-around weird man (shape, appearance, voice, choice of words) with eccentric love for his beard.
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by Bquizz April 10, 2011
Get the beardo mug.Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008
Get the Bearded axe wound mug.Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
by CrazyGoat July 20, 2008
Get the crusty beard mug.Bearded Dragon or ( "The Bearded Dragon") -n- Refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. This cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the penis, while at the same time leaving the testicles (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. This would leave your penis to be referred to as the Dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy balls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you "The Bearded Dragon"
by monkeymanxxx July 8, 2010
Get the Bearded Dragon mug.Used to describe general agitation or frustration withsomething; similar to "DOH!" used by Homer Simpson; See also: Bearded F'in Mannips - include F'in for extra emphasis
"I didn't get my pay check today? Bearded Mannips!"
"They gave Johnny the promotion to VP? BEARDED F'IN MANNIPS! ARGH!"
"They gave Johnny the promotion to VP? BEARDED F'IN MANNIPS! ARGH!"
by Big Jerry September 26, 2007
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