Fluffing up the bagel

Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed

"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said

by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020

Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 03, 2023

#bageling

The act of placing bagels sporadically throughout a neighbourhood

Me and Miller went #bageling on Monday

That guy got #bageled!

by Dr Bagel April 11, 2025

she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...

When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel

by Stonedirt November 08, 2017

Bagel Hug

When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.

“If you smush two bagels together, is that a Bagel Hug?”
“Yes”

by Señor Glumbo February 13, 2025

bagel rupture

when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open

fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night

by SCUBA SKITTLEMAN October 08, 2018