Bagel

Term for a “basic bitch” white and generic with no flavor.

That girl is such a bagel

by Sassafras-tastic January 13, 2024

Bagels

A Rust player with over 3k hours.

bagels is really bad at rust

by bagelsiskindacool April 04, 2020

Bagel

A word I say when it is 5 a.m. and I feel high but I’m not

Bagels 🥯

by Jb0705 June 20, 2022

Bagel

Somebody who is very cool, often referred to as swaggy.

She is such a bagel! :heart_eyes:

by Real Zammy April 28, 2021

Bagel

Former Owner of R3L on Rec Room

Bagel is a Noob who won't play gartic phone with the goobers

by YoMamaMan March 25, 2023

Bagel

It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.

"I would like a bagel."
"No you would not like a bagel"

by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018

Bagel

Bagel means a small chode (dick), it is used as an excuse when one of the homies sends a dick pic by accident.

‘What was that’
‘Dude it was just a picture of a bagel’

by Blagblog January 11, 2022