Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)

This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.

by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023

Icecream Bagel

The most retarded person you've ever met, he is also a massive queer. Actual faggot, my guy

icecream bagel, i'm not e-dating you

by LilDingaling March 13, 2024

How Bout Them Bagels

I can't tell you man...

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning

by Kdog September 26, 2024

Bagel

Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid

Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel

by CloudKidJosh June 16, 2022

Bagel

Term for a “basic bitch” white and generic with no flavor.

That girl is such a bagel

by Sassafras-tastic January 13, 2024

bagel in the oven

Pregnant

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven

by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020