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Asshole-ocity

It is the 2nd stage of bitchassness. It is related to a person that has a negative aura. This disease occurs when people either:
a) have a negative attitude towards you/your actions
b) always have something to say eveytime the see you
c) whenever someone just does the dumbest thing, but the outcome of their actions is negative
You're always running your mouth! Get your bitchassness and asshole-ocity infected ass out of my face!!
by 20Breezy09 May 5, 2009
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Callous Asshole

A cold hearted and mean individual bordering on cruel.

Word carries strong connotative meanings.
Person 1: Your nothing more then a callous asshole.
Person 2 (Male): What did you call me?
Person 3: I think she just called you a homosexual.
by Gumdrop144 June 23, 2013
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Witch's Asshole

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.
by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023
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The asshole policy

When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.

When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.
You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."

Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"

You: "Yes I certainly did!"

Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."

You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)
by dangoombie February 23, 2010
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Asshole-ish

When you're being kind of, but not really, an asshole.
Jeez! Temecu sure was asshole-ish in his post!
by Romanceandchains January 23, 2014
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voltron's asshole

when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.
After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.
by Tbone! August 9, 2018
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Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.
by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010
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