Expired Joke

when you keep laughing at the same old joke over and over again for a long ass time

“yo that shit still hits me man”
“homie that’s an expired joke, move on bro it’s been a decade”

by joontiddies December 28, 2021

Unfunny Jokes

Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.

Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.

by World Record of gifting vbucks December 12, 2021

irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018

Leahy Joke

A statement initially interpreted as a joke, but after some thinking, you also realize it is true and then you are sad.

The Leahy Joke got the best of him.

by bpb7695 April 10, 2019

psick joke

Humor in such poor taste it is a symptom of psychosis.

Was she really aiming to get a laugh by mocking a gender-neutral, disabled person of indeterminate ethnicity, an age-challenged, vaccine-addled, undocumented person whose worldly belongings were spilling out of a shopping cart as they slowly tried to cross the street in front of her car while she leaned on the horn? It was by every standard worse than un-funny. It was deranged, a psick joke, but one she hoped would get her the gig she yearned for - hosting the 2025 White House Correspondents dinner.

by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2021

stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.

That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.

by grittyt February 18, 2018

Fuckin JOKES

its simply.... fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"

by _writer_ December 14, 2021