Your arse

One of those ultimate comebacks, like your mum and your face. Not as commonly used.

A: This smells
B: Your arse!

1: Move outta the way!
2: Your mum!
1: Ya what?
2: Your face!
1: What the hell?
2: YOUR ARSE!

- A situation that actually happened to one of my friends.

by Kitty_1992 May 31, 2005

Red Arse

A red arse is a new recruit in the Irish Navy - most new recruits suffer sea sickness when they go on first patrol, usually off the west atlantic coast of Ireland, so heavy seas etc. The new recruits tend to sit midships (the most stable part of a ship, just by the funnel) feeling sorry for themselves while they puke

The heat of the funnel generally burns their arse! Thus new guys get a day or two leeway when they join a ship and are forgiven for sitting by the funnel! A senior rating (sailor) will refer to a junior "STFU you're nothing but a red arse" basically I've been around this ship longer than you!

"Shut TheF**k Up you're nothing but a red arse"

by Cobh June 16, 2013

arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

Lick Arse

A person who licks another person's ass. The person does this to stick up to the person, because they are pathetic, and are scared to get in trouble.

My friend, Joshua Gaul is a Lick Arse to our principal whenever we get into arguments.

by Yes.! December 2, 2009

arse juice

When someone's butt crack be so stank with sweat

"Hey man, is that your arse juice on the seat"

by Bookbabe June 4, 2016

Arse Attack!

To shove your fist inside someones asshole and pull out their intestine.

Person 1: Dude what did you do to her?

Person 2: Let me just say it was Arse Attack!

by The man that Arse Attacked her November 13, 2011

arse bun

when one's arse hair/spiders are so out of control that they must be tied up in a bundle of hair; like a ponytail/bun.

see arse spiders.

your arse bun's showing...or is that piles...

by eva hertz June 20, 2006