A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.
by TroglodyteTroglobite April 24, 2011
Get the Alabama Cavefishmug. The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.
by J4Politz November 18, 2009
Get the Alabama Bluntmug. a term refering to the number 6. the same way that a handfull refers to 5 of something. however in the case of an alabama handfull it means 6. like the amount of fingers on an alabama native's hand
by j19siz February 4, 2010
Get the alabama handfullmug. Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.
“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut”
“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”
“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”
by Nick0985 October 19, 2021
Get the alabama farmyardmug. When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.
by LnD123 August 28, 2018
Get the Alabama Handkerchiefmug. When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.
by Roy_McNair January 4, 2023
Get the Alabama Filipinamug. An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!
by Innbread October 2, 2019
Get the Alabama Piemug.