Alabama Cavefish

A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.

Jim was arrested soon after giving his girfriend an Alabama Cavefish.

by TroglodyteTroglobite April 24, 2011

alabama handfull

a term refering to the number 6. the same way that a handfull refers to 5 of something. however in the case of an alabama handfull it means 6. like the amount of fingers on an alabama native's hand

Joe: hey can i borrow some gum
jon: sure man, just grab an alabama handfull

by j19siz February 4, 2010

Alabama Blunt

The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.

"You know how to roll kid?"

"No..."

"We'll just have to use an alabama blunt then."

by J4Politz November 18, 2009

Alabama Pipeline

When you and your girl are having sex and she pees on your dick

Last night i was doing it and she gave me a Alabama Pipeline

by MATTHEW the cashew August 9, 2019

Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.

I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.

by MartonB April 3, 2022

Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.

Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.

by LnD123 August 28, 2018

Alabama Hannah

Any female who uses Crisco during sexual intercourse in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. The Crisco may be applied liberally and can be purposed for anything ranging from a sensual shoulder massage to a full-on lubricant.

One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.

“Dude, my girlfriend Paula and I were having sex the other day, and out of nowhere, she started rubbing Crisco all over my ass. I was kind of into it.”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”

by R.D. Shackleford July 10, 2019