All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Age of determination

The age at which one can determine/pick which sports teams they will follow before being considered a bandwagon. There are multiple acceptable reasons to choose a team as long as it is before the age of determination(0-7) 5 being the gold standard

Tim became a laker fan by the spring age of 5 therefore he is within the age of determination

by Ac3B00Gi3 March 23, 2019

Sour Aged

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works

My father has grown "Sour Aged"

by Ass_Pounder October 5, 2020

mass age

when shrimp mass age its considered a lie

shrimps cant mass age wdym ?

by Euejjejwkk December 12, 2021

Age of Criminal

The age you are Legally responsible for Your own actions

You said you say I'm at the age of Criminal

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Mike Ags

When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone

Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again

by Krross July 4, 2021

NEW AGE CHROMA

A Modern day and exaggerated version of designs and art, that are foreign to the mainstream. An underground or an amateur feel to it, art that is an anomaly.

This is that new age chroma

by 4irmii July 31, 2024