Squid

Squid: A teen, or young adult who looks incredibly nerdy, or wears hideous clothing, but still manages to get the hot girls to date him.

Hey, you see that squid over there walking with that hot chick

Look at the big group of squids hanging out in zumiez.

by hohrmund December 9, 2019

Squid Game

Squids playing games with Markiplier

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Squid Game. Now these are squids playing games, and I'm gonna ruin the fun by shooting them.

by Poggers243 November 3, 2021

Squid

An octopus like creature that has big eyes and has a triangular head. They are usually pink and sold at a seafood market or can be visited in an aquarium. They can be a few inches are yards long. They like to eat whales 🐳

Child: mommy I want to see the squid I saw yesterday in the ocean. It looked so cool when eating that human
Mom: …

by Tigray is going May 29, 2022

squid

A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.

Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."

by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014

squid

another slang for semen

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"

by Sad Banana May 2, 2020

Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022

Squid

When an Asian person don’t have self respect to themselves that they kiss white people ass and give in to the racism.

In order to be free and not lost in the ocean, you have to find self love and respect to escape from being a squid

Squid: *mocks themselves by pulling their eyes back*

Non-Asian person: *laughs*

Self loving Asian: ew you’re a squid

by Plushiewhore October 27, 2021