Puppy Fever

A transmissible virus that a hard working, honest, good soul of a lad can contract either from a lass (normally in the high 8s or 9s range) directly or from a unknowingly innocent infected mate who has contracted it from a lass.

It can be flu, stomach or fever related.

Mate, I’m struck down, that lass gave me Puppy Fever.

by CFran95 August 31, 2023

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puppy fiddler

Someone with a unhealthy sexual deviation to young dogs

Yo Shemmy, leave that dog alone you puppy fiddler. Someone call the police they both have their lipsticks out

by topbollocks September 20, 2015

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puppy peters

(n) slang term for Vienna sausages, as if they were the penises of neutered puppies.

My three year old won't eat anything but puppy peters.

by EffingWheeler September 20, 2011

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Sad Puppy

When your stomach overlaps your pants, but it’s still cute

I ate way too much food, my sad puppy is showing through

by Smart-ass14 May 13, 2018

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puppy nigga

If you ever see one of your homies and they lookin mighty fine this is what you'd call them. Make sure it sounds like it means he's a pussy so it isn't homo.

"Ey yall seen Tyrone today?"
"Yea he's lookin like a real puppy nigga"

by NNoHomoBoi May 21, 2018

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