jessica alba

Another name for the common cold.

Damn i got the Jessica Alba again, my nose is running like a tap!

by blotind February 15, 2016

jessica alba

one of the hottest starlets in the world

oh my god its jessica alba

by niggaz in da hood August 14, 2005

Jessica Alba

She started acting at the tender age of 12 and her acting career progressed into starring roles such as "Honey". She is also a model and has braced the covers of many reconized magazines. Known for her sweet smile killer body and seductive innocent charm with a dash of the gurl next door personality she is the dream type of girlfriend thousands of guys could only hope and wish for.

GUY1: God that Jessica Alba is hot.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.

by Lexxy5 February 10, 2008

jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.

jessica jaded is going straight to the top.

by jaia December 05, 2007

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 02, 2009

Jessica Ann

Jessica Ann's are usually nerdy with a really smart brain and wears thongs and bright bras to school

"Who's that girl with a bright bra under her white shirt?"

"It must be a Jessica Ann "

by Caitlin Wright May 08, 2016

Jessica Alba

The most desirable woman ever.

Wow tpfusion, could you stop talking about Jessica Marie Alba?

by tpfusion June 07, 2005