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Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly May 4, 2018
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Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.
Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!
by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 14, 2010
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GRAPES

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.
Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.

Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.
by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021
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Grape

“Grape.”
by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019
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Grape

me love grape 😻
by no_bitches?? February 7, 2022
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