Shit-footed

A whole nother level of being shit faced.

You're so drunk, you can't even say shit faced. You are shit-footed!

by Balsams finest shitfoot March 13, 2011

Foot Poop

A thick substance/odor caked on and around said persons foot. Resulting in large quantities of disgusting odors and a sticky or slimy feeling.

His foot poop was so bad it fogged up every window in my car.

by Footymcpooperson November 25, 2010

foot soldier

a prostitute that walks up and down the street waiting for tricks or johns

My sister got strung out and became a foot soldier to support her habit.

by treece December 28, 2005

Foot Pussy

A pussy dat smell like feet or feet dat smell like pussy

Yo that gurl got foot pussy

by ERMAHGAWD September 23, 2016

foot poo

The stanky smell that emanates from someone's sweaty feet and shoes.

When he took his shoes off the smell of foot poo made us gag.

by MLP_Boston April 5, 2008

foot milfie

A super hot milf that everyone would think would be perfect, except she's got horrible feet, like, bunions and all.

Damn, I'd really like to tap that, but dude, she's one hell of a foot milfie.

by Reverand J.T. Jones December 9, 2008

foot sniffer

One who sniffs feet, usually gay guys who like to smell (and lick) other gay guy's feet.

"Darrin, you are a real foot sniffer, always lusting after Brandon's feet when he is barefoot."

by Foot Sniffer Me February 8, 2009