Dookie Tooshie

Queen (or King) of the Clan Tooshie. Mother (or Father) of trouser-dragons. Chain-er of the stain-poopie to the bed throne. Dookiest of the Dookies - Tooshiest of the Tooshies - Mookiest of the Mookies - and Cooookiest of the Coooookies.

aka: Toosh Patrol; Tooshzilla; Dookie Dook of the Tooshie Toosh; Poopie Poop of the Poopie Poop; Dook-gina with the Poos-so-Shine-a; Little Boobie Nigga; Poop; Boob; Poop-to-da-Poop-Poop; Toosh-to-da-Dook-Dook; "ET CETERA!!!"

(1) I've missed you very much so, Dookie Tooshie.
(2)Little Dookie Tooshie - short and stout - you have a little nugget - that's about to sprout!

by mo0nman321 August 21, 2017

dookie dookie panic

When you have a turtlehead poking out and can't find a bathroom.

I was stuck in traffic when the dookie dookie panic set in.

by loveoflanguage October 13, 2023

Dookie dildo

Your fucked up weirdos pooping on your dildo

I love my dookie dildo

by anonymous January 15, 2024

Dooky thomper

A very large, tightly rolled backwood, or any other large leaf blunt variety. Such that you could drop it on the table or the floor and it would make a “thomp” sound and wouldn’t unravel.

“Ayo I got the dooky thomper right here, what are you gonna do with that lame ass swisher? Stick it up your nose?”

by CheekyFootjob February 19, 2022

Dookie Shoot

a mixed drink, patron (or everclear) and vodka with a dab of chocolate liquer!!!

Let me get that dookie shoot on the rocks.

by dirtydrinkerofstuff100 February 18, 2009

Double Spooky Dooky [OG]

When one decides to take a normal spooky dooky in the dark instead in this version you leave the door unlocked as if no one’s is in there and when a family member or friend comes in you proceed to scared the shit out of them and while you shit as well

As i sat there taking a spooky dooky my mother proceeded into the bathroom and i yelled, “DOUBLE SPOOKY DOOKY OG !”

by OGspookydooky July 19, 2025

dookie pillow

The act of filling the toilet with a pillow of TP, so that anyone nearby can not hear as your shit makes a slam dunk into the toilet.

“If you don’t want people to know you’re shitting, make a dookie pillow before you squat”

by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 9, 2022