Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020

Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

Crank

Cool

*does fire trick in park skiing/boardin*
Yo bro that trick was crank

*person has a cool tie*
Your tie is so crank!

by Iris and Jake March 3, 2021

crank

1. a dirty bitch

2. a good song

1:

person a ~ i heard that jessica slept with the whole football team

person b ~ yeah shes a crank

2:

person a ~ did you hear that new song by q da fool

person b ~ that song is a crank

by mvc911 January 12, 2021

Crank

Crank means a really fye(fire) song & crankin means your crankin up, as in your blasting fye music

“this that Crank”
“Ong I’m cranked up rn”

by SOUTHERNSLANG09 January 19, 2022

Crank

Someone who is a bully and won't stop bugging you. Someone who hacks and melts things

Oh man she's such a crank

by therealog August 8, 2016