ship child

The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.

I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!

by {Cherry_Animatics25} October 20, 2022

child nest

A type of day care in which the children are treated like little birds in a nest.

I sent my son to the child nest as he needed extra love and attention

by Childnest_101 May 2, 2018

Child Eater

A homo sapien or the promised neverland demon who enjoys eating child organs.

I go to Kentucky Fried Children everyday because I'm a child eater! I love ordering the bite-size fetuses, very chewable.

by Elle is From Hell November 21, 2021

Favorite Child

A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.

Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.

by Izzy.G098 January 1, 2022

Child Adult

Someone who is technically an adult but feels like they are a child still. Most common amongst recent college graduates.

Man 1: I'm such a Child Adult

Man 2: What's a Child Adult?
Man 1: I'm technically an adult...but feel like I should be in high school.

Man 2: I feel that

by iamaperson123456789 June 11, 2017

accoustic child

A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses

Shut the fuck up Susan you accoustic child

by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 8, 2018

Child stripper

This is something tragic like child labor, child neglect, child abuse, child murder, child abandonment, child rape, child marriage, child prostitution and child pornography,

This means a child that is a stripper

Can you see that child is a child stripper!

by 459395 February 19, 2022