Carl

He doesn't kill people. That is his least favorite thing to do.

Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: His what?
Paul: His hands. Why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I ... I kinda've cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: ... Caaarl.

by SaveTheStrigops June 24, 2022

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Carl

Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.

pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...

by autistic pizza boy May 7, 2019

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Grant james carling

The best man on earth, no one can top him

You are like a grant james carling; GREAT

by IwasHereonce November 12, 2023

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There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

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carl rodney spencer

a guy who sweats out fortnite and has no friends

oh shit look at that guy he must be a carl rodney spencer

by carlsnumber1hater January 28, 2025

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Carl

Carl Rivera is the coolest man, he does anything you ask and he will do it within 24 hrs. Like I told him to fly me out of ukraine and he booked me a private jet to new zealand. such a cool boy

People: Carl save me!
Carl: dont worry

by James Ciao August 28, 2022

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