Candy Dulfer

Candy Dulfer (born 19 September 1969) is a popular Dutch smooth jazz alto saxophonist. She started to play saxophone at the age of six. She has had her own band, Funky Stuff, since she was fourteen. Her debut album Saxuality (1990) received a Grammy Award nomination. Over the years she released nine studio albums, two live albums, and one compilation album. She has performed and recorded songs with several other musicians, such as her father Hans Dulfer, Prince, Dave Stewart, René Froger, Van Morrison, and Maceo Parker. For the Dutch television series Candy meets... (2007),
Candy Dulfer is the hottest girl Alto Sax player this side of Mississippi!
by Jazzy Chase June 04, 2010
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sponge candy

the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.
doctor: oh no! a sponge candy overload
Mother: damn you sponge candy, damn youuuuuuu
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candy joke

adj.

1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.
-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."
by Hoaxy May 08, 2007
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eating candy

boyfriend: heyy what are you doing?
girlfriend: eating candy.
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Lap Candy

A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.

A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.
"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"

"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"
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Candy Sparks

A tasty tease who is so full of nonsense energy she sparks. Wouldn't mind finding this piece of candy in my bag of tricks.
"Trick-or-treat, Candy Sparks is the perfect combo of both."
by Bradley Assmass March 02, 2005
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thumb candy

1.) Small hand-held videogames, like those produced by tiger electronics. Use in the context that the game keeps your fingers busy
Don't dis the gameboy man, its good thumb candy!
by Camper October 14, 2002
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