whiteboard offense

Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid

Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.

by Eatmyshorts21 March 8, 2017

white tyson

White Tyson - The act of ejaculating on your knuckles and then proceeding to punch your sexual partner in the face as a 'finishing move'. This is typically a consensual act and not a surprise.

"Yo, Jackie let me White Tyson her last night and now she's got a huge bruise on her forehead"

by jvalley22 November 27, 2017

White Mutt

Someone who is a mix of almost every white ethnicity

Person 1: You said your mixed right?
Person 2: Yeah I’m part British, German, Australian, Scottish, Irish, Swedish...
Person 1: So you’re a white mutt?

by DylanPaterson November 29, 2019

white leveraging

A term someone uses to attempt to make themselves not look like a piece of shit for blackmailing someone.

"Why are you blackmailing me?"
"Ah! You can't say blackmailing! I'm...I'm...white leveraging!"

by you, from the future July 6, 2023

Wham White

Referring to something as being super white, almost to the point of flourescing blue, as George Michael's teeth did when he was part of the 80's group Wham.

"Man, I've got to get a tan 'cause my legs are wham white."

by COURTNEYMARET July 7, 2009

Hudson River White Fish

A used condom floating down the Hudson River

Don't go swimming in the Hudson, too many Hudson River white fish in there

by Lump&Dump April 20, 2010

Paint the Town White

When you unleash your load on every building in town.

The larger the town, the more points awarded.

It has been discovered that, contrary to popular belief, an overwhelming majority of the city of Detroit is painted white.

1. In his autobiography, Benjamin Franklin indicated that he entered every city with the intent to paint the town white.

by ChucklestheGayKitten July 25, 2014