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watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.
Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."
by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016
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watermelon

1. A fruit.

2. An alternative term to express that something is cool. It was primarily used in the video "Kardashians at a Drive Thru" by SimgmProductions. The word is still used in other Kardashian spoofs and there is a number of people saying it under Simgm's comment section.

The negation of "watermelon" would either be "not watermelon" or "sour watermelon".
"This video was so watermelon!"
"The salad at the restaurant is so watermelon."
"That's totally not watermelon!"
by Karehu February 3, 2018
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watermelon slappers

Hey, you know my friend Hayden? Yeah, he was some watermelon slappers
by Slappers150 May 13, 2019
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Watermelon sugar

Made by cooking down the watermelon juice until there’s nothing left but sugar. Used as construction material in the book ‘In Watermelon Sugar’ by Richard Brautigan
Pauline’s shack is made entirely out of watermelon sugar
by mosorretim March 25, 2021
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Watermelon

watermelon is a fruit but also a saying when someone does something cool because watermelons are chilled
Sylene:Did you hear that new sale at Best Buy?
corrina:that’s so watermelon.
by Iluvmilfs1988 October 21, 2022
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Watermelon Sugar

A horrible song that used to be good. Now it just worms it’s way into your head for no reason!
Me: minding my own business using retail therapy to solve my problems

My subconscious: watermelon sugar high! Watermelon sug-
Me again: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by SoWhatItsPointless July 10, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

Typically used to describe the ‘SheMans’ genitalia as it looks like Harry Styles face plastered on where the typical genitals go
Oiiii cunt this SheMan had the because Watermelon Sugar I quite literally got a bj from he himself(Harry Styles).
by If AIDS had a child April 6, 2021
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