Wang Wrangler

Overt masturbator

see actual
also see golrien

Sam! Justin! Stop being a couple wang wranglers and get me some pie.

by Retro083 November 5, 2003

Wang Computers

Saturday Night Live parody, in which young kids hock Wang brand computers.

"Wang Computers: My friends want me to come out and play ball. All I want to do is stay in my room and play with my Wang!"

by Johnny Hockett October 7, 2006

chuck wagon

mystery meat/"meat"/meat? typically served at school cafeterias

Student A: What's on that lunch line?
Student B: They trot out the ol' chuck wagon again.
Student A: What's even in that shit?
Student B: I don't even know... but I think I'm going for the salad bar.

by The Resident Pirate January 16, 2008

Band Wagon Jumper

A person who only likes the team when they are winning, and dislikes the team when they are losing.

dude! scott only likes the vikings when their winning and talks shit about them when they are losing he's such a band wagon jumper!

by misterbigglesworth May 12, 2010

J-wang

verb:
Sneaking up on a girl in the shower and peeing on her.

Mac: dude, last night i totally busted in the shower and j-wanged my girlfriend, it was funny as shit.

Charlie: you have problems.

by the wheelman cometh April 21, 2011

hangout with your wang out

Another version of rock out with your cock out.

Dude 1: Hey Marv! Are you going to hangout with your wang out at the sauna evening with those crazy Finnish dudes?

Dude 2: Yeah, I'm going to rock out with my cock out!

by Katapata6 March 20, 2010

Paint your Wagon

The act of a severe beatdown or defeat, In that normal saying aren't quite good enough to describe them.

"Dude, you better step off before i paint your wagon"
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."

by Blenny-Shoes August 5, 2009