A type of movie that can be set in any time period and has Jesus as a character who plays a vampire hunter.
by Judge dredd7 October 21, 2011
Get the Jesus Vampire moviemug. It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.
Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
by JockStrapVampire69 February 9, 2007
Get the Jock Strap Vampiremug. The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I need to find a Vampire Tea Tin, my flow is extra heavy today.
The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012
Get the Vampire Tea Tinmug. by Teh Holley VAmp May 19, 2004
Get the Vampire Hunter Bobmug. Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits
by C. MURDER September 20, 2021
Get the Dick rider in the House of vampiresmug. a good instance of something so absurdly and devastatingly overrated that it has it own "academic" "field" of "studies".
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
Buffy the vampire slayer is overrated; let's have Larry Sanders Studies too! I'll bet a hell of a lot more can come out of that show.
by Sheallee December 11, 2008
Get the buffy the vampire slayermug. 1) A supernatural romance manga/anime series by Tamaki Nozomu. As the title suggests, it's about vampires.
A grandchild of Dracula, Mina Ţepeş, pays all of Japan's debts and in return gets allowance to build an island at the coast where vampires can live. But extremists of both humans and vampires want to kill her.
2) Performing anal sex without sufficient lubrication leading to bleeding.
A grandchild of Dracula, Mina Ţepeş, pays all of Japan's debts and in return gets allowance to build an island at the coast where vampires can live. But extremists of both humans and vampires want to kill her.
2) Performing anal sex without sufficient lubrication leading to bleeding.
1) Person 1: You watched a dance in the vampire bund? O.o
Person 2: Not THAT kind of, I mean the anime.
2) Person 1: I went out of lubrication so I did the dance in the vampire bund.
Person 2: You are a cruel one.
Person 1: I know, but punishment followed quickly anyway.
Person 2: Not THAT kind of, I mean the anime.
2) Person 1: I went out of lubrication so I did the dance in the vampire bund.
Person 2: You are a cruel one.
Person 1: I know, but punishment followed quickly anyway.
by Last guy 8 June 8, 2010
Get the dance in the vampire bundmug.