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Valentina

Valentina a brown Hispanic girl. Married to a man black man. A girl who loves cats and has two. A girl who teaches. A girl with a Honda.
Valentina is my friend.
by anonymous November 26, 2021
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valentines day

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually
by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021
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Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

Other day to be alone

And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together
Someone: Why are you crying?

Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.
by Aloneness January 2, 2022
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Valentina

An international girl from Italy who lacks common sense. She does not know how to speak English well and is at a failing grade in math. She is very stupid especially when she's drunk and cannot drive to save her pasta. Very problematic especially when it comes to situations when you cant be problematic. Her favorite phrase is "Are you stupid?"
If you are going to this party, don't be a Valentina.
by T350 January 13, 2022
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Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022
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Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates
Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022
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Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage
“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
by un k n o w n January 30, 2022
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