Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.

Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.

by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014

vagines

Mis-spelling of "Vagina"

Person A: penis porne, vagines.

Person B: ...What?

by oatmealwastakenomg June 18, 2023

vagines

a vagines is a mix between a vagina and a penis

is he a tomboy? nah he has a vagines so he's french

by blob_the_fish March 17, 2022

Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.

-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.

by Quan Master Flex July 22, 2012

Vaginal Jousting

When two women use a double ended dildo

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting

by Gfckrslf June 23, 2024

Vaginal mintation

The professional to say pussy mint

“Hey do you have the vaginal mintation spray?” “Yea, it really refreshes my vagina.”

by Hoodbitch889 April 18, 2022

vaginal canal

Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.

The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.

by bitchuck October 07, 2024